If you feel a donation is necessary or you would simply like to talk to the greatest Dumpster-Diver to ever live you may mail all correspondence to the following address:
Matthew Dumpster DeCarr
21 High Street
Richfield Springs, NY 13439
Here’s the cell piece if a sexy, down-to-earth, dude-voice chat is what you crave.
(607) 435-9498
If you’re gay and would like to use email:
mdecarr@gmail.com
That’s all folks. Now do the world a favor and kiss my ass. ~Ciao~
-DeCone
