Hello and welcome to Deke’s World. Home of many weird and interesting posts, thoughts, and comments. I do not intend to impress anybody with the validity of content on this site, nor do I believe that any of the information or topics discussed on this site are meaningful or for the “greater good.” Simply, I hope this site is somewhere people can go to hopefully laugh, be amused, and wonder who the fuck I am and where I came from.
All jokes aside, I do live in a Dumpster and its name is “Ommegangalang.” I have no furniture and do not intend to ever purchase any. The 40 bottles under my anus inhabiting and collecting mold from my vomit are the only thing that keep my bare buttocks from fusing to the ever-so-cold, rustic metal of my permanent residence. Do not feel sorry for me or pray for me. I enjoy this lifestyle and in fact, enjoy being barely alive. There’s something 0h-s0-sweet about living on the edge of existence. I hope to one day distinguish what that “edge of existence” is. That’s it for me, I hope you enjoy the site.
Any donations that you feel UNCONTROLLABLY NECESSARY may be donated to 21 High Street, Richfield Springs NY 13439. Please put to the attention of: “DeCone The Dumpster Baby DeCarr.” No half-dollar pieces or Sacajawea coins. Those Blow! We’re not in Canada, use paper currency you fag(s).
-DeCone
